PARANOID
Paste your dependencies. Get roasted. Question everything.
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Haiku (Fast)
Sonnet (Balanced)
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PARANOIA LEVEL:
CHILL
RESET
System nominal.
package.json
requirements.txt
go.mod
Single Package
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Demo Presets...
🔥 Famous Disaster (left-pad)
📦 Deprecated Stack (moment)
🧠 Micro Dependencies (is-odd)
🕷️ Duplicate Libs (lodash+underscore)
😢 Legacy Pain (old Django)
💀 Sabotaged Packages (colors)
🐛 CVE-pocalypse (old Flask)
PANIC
Findings:
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Analyzing dependencies
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